Top 20 dog quotations

Get to know your beloved dog better with these insightful quotations all about your best four-legged friend...

' A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog travelling with good men becomes a rational being.'
--Arabian Proverb

'You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!''
-- Dave Barry

'A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.'
-- Robert Benchley

'Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.'
-- Steve Bluestone

'A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.'
--John Calvin

'I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.'
-- George Bird Evans

'Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.'
--Joe Gores

'To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs.'
--Aldous Huxley

'When the old dog barks it is time to watch.'
-- Latin Proverb

'If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.'
-- Fran Lebowitz

'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.'
-- Groucho Marx

'Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.'
--Sue Murphy

'It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?'
--Eleanor H. Porter

'I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.'
--Gilda Radner

'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.'
-- Mark Twain

'The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.'
-- Mark Twain

'If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.'
--Mark Twain

'Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.'--
Unknown

'The dog is the only being that loves you more than you love yourself.'
--Fritz von Unruh

'If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.'
--Alfred North Whitehead

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